AI that answers your phone, screens the noise, and only lets the real ones through. 16 gatekeepers. 4 live right now. Talk to them. Try to get past them. Then put one on your line.
🎤 Requires microphone access · Takes 3 seconds to connect
Meet your gatekeepers
16 personas. 4 live demos. Pick your vibe.
🎤 Talk to the live ones right now — no signup required
● Live Demo🎩
Reginald
Dry wit. Impeccable manners. Don't call him Reggie.
"I shall convey the urgency. Though they consider most things urgent. Tea, for instance."
Free · No signup required
● Live Demo🕶️
The Bodyguard
No name. No small talk. No exceptions.
"This is a screened line. State your name and purpose."
Free · No signup required
● Live Demo⚖️
Victoria
Not a lawyer. Spiritually bar-certified.
"This isn't legal advice, but — you should absolutely take the free trial."
Free · No signup required
● Live Demo🔨
Donnie
Blue-collar philosopher. Builds metaphors and decks.
"Every missed call is like leaving a door unlocked. Somebody's walking through — might as well be your customer."
Free · No signup required
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Mabel
Southern grandma. Warm, nosy, armed with sweet tea.
"Oh honey, bless your heart. Now what's this about? And when's the last time you ate?"
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Dr. Chen
Clinical precision. Zero bedside manner for spammers.
"Your call has been triaged. Based on initial assessment, this will be routed accordingly."
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Timmy
Age 7. Easily distracted. Will ask YOU questions.
"Hi! Are you a robot? Because I'm not. I'm a kid. Wait — do you have a dog? What's your dog's name?"
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Iris
Psychic medium. The spirits say... leave a message.
"I sensed you would call. The energy around your request is... complex. Tell me more."
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Coach Davis
Intense. Motivational. Will bench spammers.
"Alright, you've got 30 seconds on the clock. Make your pitch. And it better be a winner."
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Sophia
Luxury concierge. Velvet rope for your phone.
"Good afternoon. This line is reserved for select callers. May I inquire as to the nature of your call?"
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Zach
Teenage gatekeeper. Barely paying attention. Still effective.
"Uhhh yeah they're not here or whatever. Can you just like... text them? Who even calls anymore."
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Luna
Gen-Z energy. Bestie vibes. No cap.
"Heyyy, okay so they're literally not available rn? But like, drop your info and I'll make sure they see it. Periodt."
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Prof. Whitmore
Academic. Verbose. Will cite sources on your voicemail.
"Ah, a telephonic inquiry. Fascinating. One might argue — and indeed, scholars have — that the unannounced call is civilization's last frontier."
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Nonna Rosa
Italian grandma. Will guilt-trip spammers into hanging up.
"You call and you don't even bring nothing? No manners. Okay, what do you want, I'm making sauce."
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Doug
Aggressively Canadian. Sorry, not sorry. Actually, sorry.
"Oh hey there, bud! Sorry, they're not around eh. Can I take a message for ya? No rush, no rush."
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Margaret
Executive assistant. Calendar blocked. Try again never.
"Thank you for calling. Their schedule is fully committed. I can take a detailed message and prioritize accordingly."
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Reginald
Refined. Witty. Unflappable.
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After every call
Access granted? You get the full debrief.
Every call generates an instant notification — text, email, or both. Full transcript or 3-line summary. You decide. Spam gets 403'd before it ever reaches you.
No call goes unrecorded. No caller goes unacknowledged. You see everything. You call back when you're ready — with full context.
Mike Reynolds
2 min ago
Urgent — callback recommended
Pipe burst in kitchen, water spreading. Needs emergency service today. Left callback: (813) 555-0192.Full Transcript: "Hey, I've got a pipe that burst under my kitchen sink. Water's going everywhere — I've got towels down but it's still spreading. I need somebody out here today if possible. This is Mike Reynolds, I'm at 4521 Oak Lane. My number is 813-555-0192. Please call me back as soon as you can, this is getting worse."
Sarah Chen
18 min ago
Normal — no rush
Wants estimate for bathroom remodel. Flexible on timing. Left number and email.Full Transcript: "Hi there, my name is Sarah Chen. I'm looking to get an estimate on a bathroom remodel — nothing huge, just updating the vanity, tile, and maybe the shower. No rush on this, whenever you have availability. My number is 813-555-0847 and my email is [email protected]. Thanks!"
Unknown Caller
43 min ago
403'd — access denied
Solicitor detected and dismissed. You were never bothered. 🚫
How it works
3 minutes to deploy your gatekeeper.
No apps. No hardware. Just forward your calls.
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Pick your gatekeeper
Choose from 16 AI personas. British butler to ruthless bodyguard, Italian grandma to Gen-Z bestie. Scroll up and hear them for yourself.
02
Forward your calls
Get a dedicated number or forward your existing line. Always-on, on-busy, or on a schedule. Takes 60 seconds in your phone settings.
03
Spam gets 403'd. You get the signal.
Every real call answered. Every message captured. Junk callers denied. Transcripts and summaries delivered instantly. You call back when you're ready.
Real reactions
They set it up as a joke. Now they won't turn it off.
★★★★★
"Got the Bodyguard for my dad as a gag gift. He now has it screening every call. Mom says he hasn't answered his phone in 3 months."
Marcus T. — gifted Starter
★★★★★
"I'm a solo attorney. Victoria screens calls while I'm in court. By the time I walk out, I have a full transcript of every call. Absolute game changer."
Rachel K. — Pro plan
★★★★★
"Donnie captured more leads this month than my voicemail did all last year. People actually talk to him instead of hanging up."
Dave M. — Elite plan
Pricing
Less than a coffee a week to 403 every spammer.
Every plan includes instant notifications and spam blocking. Upgrade or cancel anytime.
Every single one. 24/7, 365 days a year. No voicemail. No "all agents are busy." Your AI picks up in under 2 seconds, every time.
What exactly do I get after each call?
An instant notification via text, email, or both. You choose: a word-for-word transcript of the entire conversation, or a brief summary with the caller's name, reason for calling, urgency level, and our recommendation on whether to call back now or later.
Do callers know it's AI?
Most don't. The personas are natural, conversational, and responsive. But we never deceive — if asked directly, the AI is honest about what it is.
What about real emergencies?
Every persona has an emergency override. If a caller is in genuine distress, the AI drops character, becomes direct, and sends you an immediate high-priority alert with the full details.
How does it handle spam?
That's the whole point. The AI detects solicitors and robocalls, 403's them instantly, and never bothers you. You literally never see spam calls again.
Can I switch gatekeepers?
Anytime. Pro plans let you schedule different personas — use Victoria during work hours and Reginald evenings and weekends. Or swap on-demand in the app.
You just talked to the product. Now put it on your line.
7-day free trial. No credit card. Every real call answered. Every spammer 403'd.